Predstavme si fikt\u00edvnu vl\u00e1dnu poradu, ktor\u00e1 sa kon\u00e1 za zatvoren\u00fdmi dverami v B\u00f4rikovom bunkri, kde sa stret\u00e1va vl\u00e1da \u2013 pripraven\u00e1 vyrie\u0161i\u0165 v\u0161etky probl\u00e9my republiky. T\u00e9ma zasadnutia: \u201eD\u00f4chodky pre sudcov, prenajat\u00e9 MIGy a tich\u00ed prokur\u00e1tori.\u201c N\u00e1vrh z\u00e1kona o stabiliza\u010dn\u00fdch ml\u010dac\u00edch d\u00f4chodkoch pre \u00fastavn\u00fdch \u010dinite\u013eov.<\/p>\n
Z\u00c1PISNICA Z VL\u00c1DNEJ PORADY (neautorizovan\u00e1, satirick\u00e1)<\/p>\n
Miesto: Str\u00e1\u017eene tajn\u00e9 podzemie hotela B\u00f4rik
\n\u010cas: 8:45 r\u00e1no, po tretej tla\u010dovke Roberta Fica
\nPr\u00edtomn\u00ed: Fico, Kali\u0148\u00e1k, Ga\u0161par, Susko, \u0160utaj E\u0161tok, Richter, Blaha (ideol\u00f3g pri k\u00e1vovare), Taraba (v\u0161ade a nikde), \u017dilinka (na linke)<\/p>\n
Robert Fico:
\n\u201eTak, kolegovia a zvy\u0161ok, \u010do sa dostal dnu… m\u00e1vame tu dnes tri k\u013e\u00fa\u010dov\u00e9 body:<\/p>\n
Sudcovsk\u00e9 d\u00f4chodky \u2013 chceme ich pre v\u0161etk\u00fdch, ktor\u00ed vedia, kedy nerozhodn\u00fa\u0165.<\/p>\n
MIG-29 \u2013 \u010do sa stratili, predali, alebo obetovali.<\/p>\n
A tich\u00ed prokur\u00e1tori \u2013 to s\u00fa t\u00ed najlep\u0161\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n
Tibor Ga\u0161par:
\n(s d\u00f4stojn\u00fdm v\u00fdrazom)
\n\u201eNavrhujem zavies\u0165 d\u00f4chodkov\u00fd koeficient ml\u010danlivosti. Kto tri roky nekomentuje korupciu \u2013 dost\u00e1va pr\u00edplatok. Kto vyma\u017ee d\u00f4kaz, m\u00e1 rentu okam\u017eite.\u201c<\/p>\n
Susko (minister spravodlivosti):
\n(s pr\u00e1vnym rozbehom)
\n\u201eZ h\u013eadiska paragrafov\u00e9ho r\u00e1mca by sme mohli vytvori\u0165 pojem judici\u00e1lna oddanos\u0165, ktor\u00fd zaklad\u00e1 n\u00e1rok na \u0161t\u00e1tom garantovan\u00fd pokoj. Pr\u00e1vne to vieme obali\u0165 ako \u2018stav du\u0161evnej rovnov\u00e1hy s\u00favisiaci s v\u00fdkonom moci\u2019.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u0160utaj E\u0161tok (vn\u00fatro):
\n(nerv\u00f3zny)
\n\u201eAle pozor, chcem jasne poveda\u0165, \u017ee \u017eiadne \u2018\u00e1no, ale\u2026\u2019 nebude!
\n\u2018\u00c1no, ale nie v\u0161etci sudcovia s\u00fa na\u0161i!\u2019 \u2013 to sa u\u017e u n\u00e1s nehovor\u00ed.
\nBu\u010f \u00e1no, alebo domov! Demokracia nie je diskusia, to je t\u00edmov\u00e1 hra!\u201c<\/p>\n
Robert Kali\u0148\u00e1k:
\n(s mana\u017e\u00e9rskym \u0161armom)
\n\u201ePri MIGoch je probl\u00e9m ten, \u017ee u\u017e s\u00fa pre\u010d.
\n\u010ci\u017ee n\u00e1vrh: vyhl\u00e1si\u0165 ich za nehmotn\u00e9 akt\u00edvum. Kto ich spomenie, dostane pokutu.
\nA Na\u010fa m\u00f4\u017eeme obvini\u0165 zo \u2018symbolick\u00e9ho vlastizradn\u00e9ho \u00faniku vojenskej esencie\u2019.\u201c<\/p>\n
Blaha (od k\u00e1vovaru):
\n(zasn\u00edvane)
\n\u201eMIG-29 je v skuto\u010dnosti marxistick\u00fd symbol \u00fateku kapitalistickej formy obrany smerom na V\u00fdchod.
\nA \u017dilinka je n\u00e1\u0161 tich\u00fd Che Guevara… jeho ml\u010danie je odpor.\u201c<\/p>\n
Richter (s papierom z UPSVR):
\n\u201eJa len… by som chcel doda\u0165, \u017ee ja som s MIG-om neletel, ale pozn\u00e1m jedn\u00e9ho, \u010do letel, a nevr\u00e1til sa. A ke\u010f u\u017e d\u00e1me rentu sudcom, pre\u010do nie aj mne? Aj ja som dlho ni\u010d nepovedal.\u201c<\/p>\n
Taraba (z k\u00fata):
\n\u201eNavrhujem do n\u00e1vrhu zapracova\u0165 aj… ehm… kult\u00farny aspekt MIGov. Napr\u00edklad, \u017ee ich presun bol v s\u00falade s trad\u00edciou pohansk\u00e9ho daru. Ve\u010f aj Slov\u00e1ci v\u017edy nie\u010do posielali do sveta \u2013 obilie, drevo, lietadl\u00e1.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u017dilinka (cez videohovor, potichu):
\n\u201eBez koment\u00e1ra.\u201c<\/p>\n
Z\u00e1ver predsedaj\u00faceho (Fico):<\/p>\n
\u201eTak\u017ee zhr\u0148me:
\n\u2013 D\u00f4chodky pre sudcov schva\u013eujeme \u2013 ale len pre t\u00fdch, \u010do rozhoduj\u00fa s citom pre stabilitu.
\n\u2013 MIGy sa nikdy neodovzdali, boli len \u2018prenajat\u00e9 do inej reality\u2019.
\n\u2013 Prokur\u00e1tori, \u010do ni\u010d nepovedia, ni\u010d nepokazia \u2013 navrhujem im mesa\u010dn\u00fd tich\u00fd pr\u00edplatok.<\/p>\n
A hlavne: nep\u00fa\u0161\u0165ajte do toho m\u00e9di\u00e1. Lebo ke\u010f sa ob\u010dan nie\u010do dozvie, e\u0161te by si nie\u010do pomyslel.\u201c<\/p>\n
Porada ukon\u010den\u00e1.<\/p>\n
Na stole ost\u00e1va N\u00e1vrh z\u00e1kona o stabiliza\u010dn\u00fdch ml\u010dac\u00edch d\u00f4chodkoch pre \u00fastavn\u00fdch \u010dinite\u013eov a kol\u00e1\u010de od asistentky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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