Pridajme k fikt\u00edvnej porade aj nemenej absurdn\u00fa a satirick\u00fa tla\u010dov\u00fa konferenciu v RTVS, kde sa pr\u00edtomn\u00fd moder\u00e1tor pot\u00ed, trasie a nakoniec rad\u0161ej nepovie ni\u010d \u2013 aby nepri\u0161iel o zmluvu. Sc\u00e9na ako z absurdnej fra\u0161ky \u2013 ale a\u017e nepr\u00edjemne povedom\u00e1. <\/p>\n
TLA\u010cOV\u00c1 KONFERENCIA PO VL\u00c1DNEJ PORADE.<\/p>\n
Miesto: RTVS, \u0161t\u00fadio B
\nModer\u00e1tor: Marcel Nekritick\u00fd
\nHostia: Robert Fico, Tibor Ga\u0161par, Robert Kali\u0148\u00e1k, minister Richter, cez Zoom: \u017dilinka<\/p>\n
Moder\u00e1tor Marcel (s nerv\u00f3znym \u00fasmevom, o\u010dividne sp\u00fatan\u00fd vlastn\u00fdm strachom):<\/p>\n
\u201eDobr\u00fd ve\u010der v\u00e1\u017een\u00e9 div\u00e1\u010dky, div\u00e1ci, aj \u010dlenovia medi\u00e1lneho v\u00fdboru…
\nDnes m\u00e1me \u010des\u0165 priv\u00edta\u0165 premi\u00e9ra Roberta Fica a \u010fal\u0161\u00edch \u010dlenov vl\u00e1dy, ktor\u00ed\u2026 ehm\u2026 rozhodli o d\u00f4le\u017eit\u00fdch ot\u00e1zkach t\u00fdkaj\u00facich sa d\u00f4chodkov pre sudcov, MIG-29 a \u2013 tich\u00fdch prokur\u00e1torov.\u201c
\n(pot\u00ed sa, kontroluje si mikrof\u00f3n, obzer\u00e1 sa za seba, ako by \u010dakal pokyn z re\u017eie)<\/p>\n
Robert Fico (hne\u010f preber\u00e1 slovo, moder\u00e1tor neodv\u00e1\u017eil sa ani polo\u017ei\u0165 ot\u00e1zku):<\/p>\n
\u201e\u010eakujeme pekne. Ja len na \u00favod poviem, \u017ee dne\u0161n\u00e9 rozhodnutia s\u00fa plne v s\u00falade so \u0161t\u00e1tnym z\u00e1ujmom. Sudcom, ktor\u00ed neprovokuj\u00fa m\u00e9di\u00e1, patr\u00ed renta. MIGy u\u017e nie s\u00fa probl\u00e9m \u2013 lebo ich nikto ofici\u00e1lne nevidel. A \u010do sa t\u00fdka tich\u00fdch prokur\u00e1torov, no\u2026 \u010do je tich\u00e9, to je m\u00fadre. Na rozdiel od niektor\u00fdch redaktorov.\u201c<\/p>\n
Moder\u00e1tor (s trhnut\u00edm):<\/p>\n
\u201eHeh, \u00e1no, presne tak… (nerv\u00f3zny smiech)… nechceme, ehm, ru\u0161i\u0165 atmosf\u00e9ru\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n
Tibor Ga\u0161par:<\/p>\n
\u201eNavrhujeme nov\u00fa kateg\u00f3riu \u0161t\u00e1tneho zamestnanca: Slu\u017eobne ml\u010danliv\u00fd. Tak\u00fd \u010dlovek m\u00e1 povinnos\u0165 ml\u010da\u0165 v z\u00e1ujme republiky. Bonus za ml\u010danie bude odstup\u0148ovan\u00fd pod\u013ea toho, ko\u013eko ot\u00e1zok odmietne zodpoveda\u0165.\u201c<\/p>\n
Moder\u00e1tor:<\/p>\n
\u201eV\u00fdborn\u00e9, \u010fakujeme, p\u00e1n poslanec, ve\u013emi\u2026 zrozumite\u013en\u00e9.
\nEhm… teraz by som mal polo\u017ei\u0165 ot\u00e1zku od div\u00e1ka, ale… vyzer\u00e1 to, \u017ee\u2026 technika nefunguje.\u201c
\n(r\u00fdchlo zastr\u010d\u00ed kartu s pozn\u00e1mkami sp\u00e4\u0165 do vrecka)<\/p>\n
Robert Kali\u0148\u00e1k (usmieva sa ako \u0161kolite\u013e z ml\u00e1de\u017en\u00edckeho t\u00e1bora):<\/p>\n
\u201eMy v\u00e1s ch\u00e1peme, p\u00e1n moder\u00e1tor. Ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u00e1me hypot\u00e9ku. Aj my sme boli kedysi nerv\u00f3zni pred kamerami. Ale teraz u\u017e vieme, \u017ee ke\u010f sa \u010dlovek boj\u00ed, je lep\u0161ie dr\u017ea\u0165 sa overen\u00e9ho scen\u00e1ra. Ako sudca pred d\u00f4chodkom.\u201c<\/p>\n
Moder\u00e1tor (v panike pozrie do kamery):<\/p>\n
\u201eA teraz si pust\u00edme report\u00e1\u017e o tom, ako sa sad\u00ed petr\u017elen v medzipriestore mestsk\u00fdch pol\u00ed\u2026 ehm, pol\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed…\u201c
\n(hlas mu presko\u010d\u00ed, re\u017eis\u00e9r kri\u010d\u00ed \u201estrihni to, preboha!\u201c)<\/p>\n
[Z\u00c1BER SA VYPNE]<\/p>\n
Off-mic hlas:
\n\u201ePovedal \u2018petr\u017elen\u2019 namiesto \u2018paragraf\u2019. Prep\u00e1\u010dte, Marcel, dnes u\u017e si odd\u00fdchni.\u201c<\/p>\n
Z\u00e1ver:<\/p>\n
Tla\u010dovka skon\u010dila, Fico s Kali\u0148\u00e1kom id\u00fa do bufetu, Ga\u0161par do RTVS arch\u00edvu zmaza\u0165 star\u00e9 nahr\u00e1vky a moder\u00e1tor ide rovno na oddelenie psychosomatickej podpory pre medi\u00e1lnych zamestnancov.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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