Putin ned\u00e1 jadrov\u00e9 bomby Ir\u00e1ncom? Ve\u010f by to bola tak\u00e1 kr\u00e1sna internacion\u00e1lna pomoc! Namiesto potravinovej pomoci, ktor\u00fa si Ir\u00e1nci aj tak pestuj\u00fa sami (datle, pist\u00e1cie, at\u00f3mov\u00e9 centrif\u00fagy), mohol im s\u00fadruh Vladimir Vladimirovi\u010d posla\u0165 aspo\u0148 nejak\u00fd ten r\u00e1dioakt\u00edvny bal\u00ed\u010dek. Napr\u00edklad jeden Iskander s l\u00e1skou, jeden Sarmat pre im\u00e1ma a k tomu \u0161t\u00fdlov\u00fd kufr\u00edk pre ajatoll\u00e1ha.<\/p>\n
Kde sa stratila t\u00e1 sl\u00e1vna internacion\u00e1lna solidarita?<\/p>\n
Kde s\u00fa tie \u010dasy, ke\u010f Sovieti rozd\u00e1vali zbrane zadarmo kdekomu? Kuba dostala rakety, Vietnam dostal rakety, Angola dostala\u2026 no, aspo\u0148 vojensk\u00e9 uniformy. A teraz? Ir\u00e1n \u010dak\u00e1 ako hladn\u00e9 ma\u010da pri dver\u00e1ch, a KGB\u00e1k len z okna k\u00fdva: \u201eMo\u017eno inokedy, chlapci, teraz m\u00e1m ruky pln\u00e9 s Ukrajinou, NATO, a zh\u00e1\u0148an\u00edm \u010d\u00ednskej r\u00fd\u017ee.\u201c<\/p>\n
No povedzme si otvorene: pre\u010do by to vlastne Putin NESPRAVIL? Ve\u010f m\u00e1 na to hne\u010f nieko\u013eko strategick\u00fdch d\u00f4vodov:<\/p>\n
1. Jadrov\u00fd bal\u00ed\u010dek pre Ir\u00e1n by mohol by\u0165 zneu\u017eit\u00fd na zl\u00e9 \u00fa\u010dely<\/p>\n
Nie\u017eeby Kreme\u013e bol v rozpakoch z “zl\u00fdch \u00fa\u010delov”. Ale ak by ir\u00e1nska bomba vybuchla na nespr\u00e1vnom mieste (napr\u00edklad v Moskve \u2013 omylom, samozrejme, lebo Google Maps v Teher\u00e1ne zle funguje), u\u017e by sa to nedalo zvali\u0165 na Ameri\u010danov.<\/p>\n
A \u010do ak by Ir\u00e1n pou\u017eil bombu na Izrael? Putin s\u00edce hr\u00e1 ve\u010dn\u00e9ho protivn\u00edka Z\u00e1padu, ale zas \u2013 otvoren\u00fd jadrov\u00fd konflikt mu kaz\u00ed PR pred \u010c\u00ednou. A hlavne: izraelsk\u00e9 technologick\u00e9 firmy st\u00e1le opravuj\u00fa rusk\u00fdm oligarchom ich luxusn\u00e9 jachty.<\/p>\n
2. At\u00f3mov\u00e9 zbrane sa \u0165a\u017eko balia na export<\/p>\n
Sk\u00faste si to predstavi\u0165: posla\u0165 100 b\u00f4mb cez Kaspick\u00e9 more? Coln\u00edci by sa p\u00fdtali: \u201eA \u010do to m\u00e1te v tej dod\u00e1vke, s\u00fadruh?\u201c \u2013 \u201e\u00c1le, len trochu plut\u00f3nia, ni\u010d v\u00e1\u017ene.\u201c A navy\u0161e, rusk\u00e1 po\u0161ta by doru\u010dila bal\u00edk niekde do Tad\u017eikistanu.<\/p>\n
3. Putin m\u00e1 r\u00e1d, ke\u010f prosia<\/p>\n
Ir\u00e1n je pre Rusko ako ten kamar\u00e1t, \u010do si st\u00e1le po\u017ei\u010diava a nikdy nevracia. Putin sa c\u00edti ako cis\u00e1r, ktor\u00e9mu ka\u017ed\u00e9 \u201e\u017eiados\u0165 o jadrov\u00fd dar\u010dek\u201c prid\u00e1va na d\u00f4le\u017eitosti. Odpoved\u00e1 s prekr\u00ed\u017een\u00fdmi rukami: \u201eMo\u017eno zajtra. Dnes m\u00e1m summit BRICS.\u201c<\/p>\n
4. Ak d\u00e1\u0161 bombu Ir\u00e1nu, bude chcie\u0165 aj S\u00fdria. A potom Severn\u00e1 K\u00f3rea bude \u017eiada\u0165 \u201eupgrade\u201c<\/p>\n
Rusk\u00fd arzen\u00e1l by sa r\u00fdchlo vypr\u00e1zdnil. Ve\u010f ani na vlastn\u00e9 vojsk\u00e1 u\u017e nemaj\u00fa dostatok z\u00e1chodov\u00e9ho papiera \u2013 to je teraz na frontovej l\u00ednii luxus ako zlato. A \u010d\u00edm by potom Putin ohuroval z\u00e1padn\u00e9 deleg\u00e1cie? Pal\u00e1com to u\u017e nejde, to m\u00e1 aj Macron.<\/p>\n
5. Lep\u0161ie je hrozi\u0165 ako da\u0165<\/p>\n
Cel\u00fd rusk\u00fd geopolitick\u00fd \u0161ach je postaven\u00fd na tom, \u017ee mo\u017eno m\u00e1me bombu, mo\u017eno nie, mo\u017eno stla\u010d\u00edm gomb\u00edk, mo\u017eno nie\u2026 Ale ak to d\u00e1\u0161 Ir\u00e1nu, u\u017e to nie je tajomstvo. A strat\u00ed\u0161 efekt tajomn\u00e9ho at\u00f3moveho Batmana.<\/p>\n
Rad\u0161ej teatr\u00e1lny re\u010dn\u00edk ako ve\u013ekorys\u00fd Santa<\/p>\n
Putin nie je typ, \u010do d\u00e1 100 b\u00f4mb, ani ke\u010f m\u00e1 1000. Je sk\u00f4r ten, \u010do sa pred kamerou pohladk\u00e1 po gomb\u00edku a povie: \u201eVid\u00edte? St\u00e1le ho m\u00e1m. Ale vy ma don\u00fa\u0165te, aby som ho stla\u010dil.\u201c Ir\u00e1nci \u010dakaj\u00fa, ale maj\u00fa smolu. Putin m\u00e1 r\u00e1d svoj arzen\u00e1l ako svoje fotky s medve\u010fom \u2013 len na obdiv, nie na darovanie.<\/p>\n
Tak\u017ee, ak niekedy uvid\u00edte ir\u00e1nskeho diplomata, ako na ulici dr\u017e\u00ed n\u00e1pis \u201eH\u013ead\u00e1me sponzora na 100 jadrov\u00fdch b\u00f4mb\u201c, viete, odkia\u013e f\u00faka vietor. Zo Sib\u00edri, ale bez radi\u00e1cie. Zatia\u013e.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Putin ned\u00e1 jadrov\u00e9 bomby Ir\u00e1ncom? Ve\u010f by to bola tak\u00e1 kr\u00e1sna internacion\u00e1lna pomoc! Namiesto potravinovej pomoci, ktor\u00fa si Ir\u00e1nci aj tak pestuj\u00fa sami (datle, pist\u00e1cie, at\u00f3mov\u00e9 centrif\u00fagy), mohol im s\u00fadruh Vladimir Vladimirovi\u010d posla\u0165 aspo\u0148 nejak\u00fd ten r\u00e1dioakt\u00edvny bal\u00ed\u010dek. Napr\u00edklad jeden Iskander s l\u00e1skou, jeden Sarmat pre im\u00e1ma a k tomu \u0161t\u00fdlov\u00fd kufr\u00edk pre ajatoll\u00e1ha. Pre\u010do […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exo-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30671"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30674,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30671\/revisions\/30674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}