Tu prich\u00e1dza \u0161tvrt\u00e1 epiz\u00f3da zo s\u00e9rie \u201eSovietske rie\u0161enia pre modern\u00e9ho dezorientovan\u00e9ho ob\u010dana\u201c: Ako z\u00edska\u0165 azyl na Antarkt\u00edde ako neutr\u00e1lny arktick\u00fd ob\u010dan. Sprievodca pre t\u00fdch, ktor\u00fdm u\u017e nezost\u00e1va ni\u010d in\u00e9, len \u013ead a \u013eahostajnos\u0165.<\/p>\n
\u201eKe\u010f u\u017e \u0165a nechce ani Rusko, ani NATO, a ani vlastn\u00e1 rodina, je \u010das \u00eds\u0165 tam, kde ti nepo\u0161l\u00fa exek\u00fatora \u2014 do Antarkt\u00eddy.\u201c \u2014 dr. Fjodor Glaciov, dezert\u00e9r zo Sib\u00edri a zakladate\u013e Hnutia Nevidite\u013en\u00e9ho Snehuliaka.<\/p>\n
Pre koho je tento n\u00e1vod?<\/p>\n
Pre politicky vyhoren\u00fdch ob\u010danov, ktor\u00ed u\u017e boli \u010dlenmi v\u0161etk\u00fdch str\u00e1n a v\u0161ade boli \u201ezrazen\u00ed syst\u00e9mom\u201c
\nPre t\u00fdch, \u010do \u010dakali rusk\u00fd svet, ale dostali len star\u00fd svetl\u00fd le\u017e\u00e1k a z\u00e1kaz cestovania
\nPre ka\u017ed\u00e9ho, kto chce kone\u010dne \u017eivot bez \u0161t\u00e1tnych sviatkov, dan\u00ed a Blahov\u00fdch statusov<\/p>\n
Krok 1: Zme\u0148 si n\u00e1rodnos\u0165 na \u201earktick\u00fd neutr\u00e1lny\u201c
\nVypl\u0148 tento fikt\u00edvny formul\u00e1r OSN:<\/p>\n
N\u00e1rodnos\u0165: [\u2713] Neutr\u00e1lny Arktick\u00fd Ob\u010dan
\nPohlavie: [\u2713] Nen\u00e1padn\u00e9
\nZ\u00e1ujmy: [\u2713] Zam\u0155zanie, ticho, pingviny
\nPolitick\u00e1 orient\u00e1cia: [\u2713] Proti-vetru, s miernym sklonom do\u013eava pri b\u00farke
\nPotom si vytvor vlastn\u00fd pas z kart\u00f3nu od mlieka. Namiesto fotografie m\u00f4\u017ee\u0161 pou\u017ei\u0165 seba ako die\u0165a \u2013 bude\u0161 vyzera\u0165 menej podozrivo.<\/p>\n
Krok 2: Cesta na juh \u2013 cestuj nen\u00e1padne<\/p>\n
Z Moskvy do Buenos Aires (v\u017edy letie\u0165 opa\u010dne ako vojensk\u00e9 transporty \u2013 zaru\u010den\u00e1 bezpe\u010dnos\u0165)
\nZ Argent\u00edny do Ushuaia \u2013 najju\u017enej\u0161\u00ed bod, kde e\u0161te n\u00e1jde\u0161 sign\u00e1l aj vodku
\nPren\u00e1jom \u013eadov\u00e9ho pl\u0165ov\u00e9ho plavidla (alebo chladni\u010dky Sputnik) \u2013 pou\u017eite star\u00fd sp\u00f4sob: kri\u010da\u0165 \u201eSom tu kv\u00f4li mieru!\u201c a d\u00fafa\u0165, \u017ee \u0165a tu\u010dniaky nezjedia.<\/p>\n
Krok 3: Zalo\u017e si vlastn\u00fd mikron\u00e1rod<\/p>\n
Sta\u010d\u00ed zapichn\u00fa\u0165 vidli\u010dku do snehu a vyhl\u00e1si\u0165 nez\u00e1vislos\u0165. Tvoj nov\u00fd \u0161t\u00e1t m\u00f4\u017ee ma\u0165 n\u00e1zov ako napr\u00edklad:
\n\u013dadov\u00e1 Feder\u00e1cia Severn\u00e9ho Juhu
\nSuver\u00e9nna Snehov\u00e1 \u00dania \u013davicovo Naklonen\u00fdch Tich\u00fdch Bytost\u00ed (SSU\u013dNTB)
\nDemokratick\u00e1 Tu\u010dniakovsk\u00e1 \u013dadov\u00e1 Republika (DT\u013dR) \u2013 odpor\u00fa\u010dan\u00e1 pre fan\u00fa\u0161ikov skratiek<\/p>\n
Motto \u0161t\u00e1tu: \u201eNa\u0161a zima, n\u00e1\u0161 mier.\u201c
\nMena: 1 \u013dadoRubl = 0 em\u00f3ci\u00ed<\/p>\n
Krok 4: Oslov svetov\u00e9 spolo\u010denstvo<\/p>\n
Po\u0161li list OSN, v ktorom sa vyhl\u00e1si\u0161 za \u201e\u013eadovo neutr\u00e1lnu osobu bez nepriate\u013eov okrem glob\u00e1lneho otep\u013eovania\u201c.
\nPripoj aj self\u00ed\u010dko s \u013eadov\u00fdm medve\u010fom (aj ke\u010f ne\u017eij\u00fa v Antarkt\u00edde \u2013 OSN to nerozozn\u00e1).<\/p>\n
Krok 5: Vzdel\u00e1vanie a kult\u00fara<\/p>\n
Zalo\u017e si:
\nUniverzitu Ve\u010dnej Tmy \u2013 predn\u00e1\u0161ky iba v obdob\u00ed pol\u00e1rnej noci, sylabus: \u201eAko ignorova\u0165 geopolitiku a \u017ei\u0165 ako cenc\u00fa\u013e\u201c
\nN\u00e1rodn\u00fa gal\u00e9riu n\u00e1mrazy \u2013 v\u00fdstava rozbit\u00fdch zamrznut\u00fdch okien a sekan\u00e9ho \u013eadu
\nAntarktick\u00fd parlament \u2013 bude\u0161 jeho jedin\u00fdm \u010dlenom, ale sch\u00f4dze bud\u00fa v\u017edy konsenzu\u00e1lne (ak si neproti)<\/p>\n
V\u00fdhody antarktick\u00e9ho azylu:<\/p>\n
\u017diadne dane, len n\u00e1mraza
\n\u017diadne vo\u013eby, len vietor
\n\u017diadni susedia, iba ob\u010dasn\u00e1 tule\u0148a s otvorenou mys\u013eou<\/p>\n
Nikto ti nezaklope na dvere \u2013 lebo \u017eiadne nem\u00e1\u0161.<\/p>\n
By\u0165 neutr\u00e1lnym arktick\u00fdm ob\u010danom v Antarkt\u00edde je ako by\u0165 filozofom v mrazni\u010dke \u2013 nikto ti nerozumie, ale aspo\u0148 m\u00e1\u0161 pokoj. A ke\u010f ti bude smutno, nap\u00ed\u0161 list do Krem\u013ea. Oni ho aj tak neotvoria, ale ty sa bude\u0161 c\u00edti\u0165 ako svetov\u00fd hr\u00e1\u010d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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