Vtipn\u00e1 par\u00f3dia na \u201ena\u0161u\u201c neutralitu, s n\u00e1dychom geopolitickej absurdity v \u0161t\u00fdle: \u201eA hlavne nech sa to zl\u00e9 NATO nepribli\u017euje k Rusku \u2013 aj ke\u010f cez n\u00e1s u\u017e ide dia\u013enica a v\u0161etci sme v E\u00da.\u201c Neutralita Made in Slovakia\u2122. Slovensko je hrd\u00fd neutr\u00e1lny \u0161t\u00e1t. Teda nie \u00faplne neutr\u00e1lny, ale tak strategicky selekt\u00edvne priate\u013esk\u00fd.<\/p>\n
Sme neutr\u00e1li, pokia\u013e ide o konflikty, vojny, zdrav\u00fd rozum a bud\u00ed\u010dek pred obedom. Ale ke\u010f pr\u00edde re\u010d na to, kto postav\u00ed nov\u00fa dia\u013enicu alebo po\u0161le eurofondy \u2013 sme hrd\u00ed euroatlantick\u00ed \u017eobr\u00e1ci.<\/p>\n
Pre\u010do je Slovensko neutr\u00e1lnou ve\u013emocou?<\/p>\n
Nechceme vojnu.
\nAle zmluvu o obrannej spolupr\u00e1ci s USA sme podp\u00edsali. Len tak. Pre pr\u00edpad, \u017ee by niekto chcel vojnu, a my by sme ju nechceli sami.<\/p>\n
Sme za mier!
\nPreto vyv\u00e1\u017eame mun\u00edciu, vrtu\u013en\u00edky a pivo do v\u0161etk\u00fdch kraj\u00edn, ktor\u00e9 e\u0161te nevybuchli. Mier rob\u00edme expl\u00f3ziou.<\/p>\n
Chceme by\u0165 mostom medzi V\u00fdchodom a Z\u00e1padom.
\nMostom, ktor\u00fd sa pri prvom v\u00fdstrele zr\u00fati na z\u00e1padn\u00fa stranu, ale dovtedy sa tv\u00e1ri, \u017ee balansuje.<\/p>\n
\u010co znamen\u00e1 neutralita po slovensky?<\/p>\n
NATO je fuj.
\nAle ke\u010f ide o opravu lietadiel, palivo pre tanky a bezpe\u010dnostn\u00e9 z\u00e1ruky \u2013 tak ve\u010f len tro\u0161ku NATO, tak decentne, potichu.<\/p>\n
Rusko je priate\u013e.
\nAle u\u017e s n\u00edm rad\u0161ej netelefonujeme. Preto\u017ee ke\u010f zavol\u00e1\u0161, bu\u010f ti po\u0161l\u00fa raketu, alebo cenov\u00fa ponuku na plyn, ktor\u00e1 ti vybije isti\u010de.<\/p>\n
E\u00da n\u00e1s chce zotro\u010di\u0165!
\nAle posielame Brusel ka\u017ed\u00e9 r\u00e1no prosby o nov\u00e9 eurofondy, lebo sme si v rozpo\u010dte \u201ezabudli\u201c polovicu polo\u017eiek. Ale zato m\u00e1me vlastn\u00fd n\u00e1zor! No… aspo\u0148 cez v\u00edkend.<\/p>\n
Ako ochr\u00e1ni\u0165 Rusko pred NATO? (Slovensk\u00e1 ed\u00edcia)<\/p>\n
Zabet\u00f3nova\u0165 Duklu!
\nLebo \u010do ke\u010f tadia\u013e prejde z\u00e1padn\u00fd vojak s croissantom? U\u017e len ten poh\u013ead by urazil srdce prav\u00e9ho slovansk\u00e9ho rusa!<\/p>\n
Vyhl\u00e1si\u0165 mierov\u00e9 p\u00e1smo v okol\u00ed Ko\u0161\u00edc.
\nAj tak tam nikto poriadne nevie, kto je na ktorej strane.<\/p>\n
Presved\u010di\u0165 NATO, \u017ee cez Slovensko sa chodi\u0165 nepatr\u00ed.
\nNapr\u00edklad pridan\u00edm n\u00e1pisu \u201eZl\u00fd Z\u00e1pad, tu je vstup len pre Trnavu\u201c na ka\u017ed\u00fa dialnicu.<\/p>\n
Politici o na\u0161ej neutralite:<\/p>\n
Andrej Danko:
\n\u201eSlovensko je ako \u017eena, ktor\u00e1 nechce vojnu, ale potrebuje tank, ke\u010f ide do obchodu.\u201c<\/p>\n
Robert Fico:
\n\u201eMy nie sme za Rusko. Ani za NATO. My sme za n\u00e1s. A ke\u010f sa n\u00e1s op\u00fdtate, kto je n\u00e1\u0161, tak pod\u013ea prieskumov ten, kto m\u00e1 viac piva.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u013dubo\u0161 Blaha:
\n\u201eNeutralita je, ke\u010f nepozer\u00e1\u0161 z\u00e1padn\u00e9 spr\u00e1vy, ale \u010dak\u00e1\u0161, \u010do povie Sputnik. A ke\u010f ni\u010d, tak si vymysl\u00ed\u0161.\u201c<\/p>\n
Slovensk\u00e1 neutralita je ako f\u013ea\u0161a borovi\u010dky na hranici NATO a Ruska \u2013 v\u0161etci ju obch\u00e1dzaj\u00fa, nikto ju nechce otvori\u0165, ale ke\u010f to buchne, v\u0161etci tvrdia, \u017ee oni s t\u00fdm ni\u010d nemali.<\/p>\n
Tak hlavne nech sa zl\u00e9 NATO nepribli\u017euje k n\u00e1\u0161mu drah\u00e9mu kamar\u00e1tovi Rusku \u2013 cez n\u00e1s, zatia\u013e \u010do my v tichosti natankujeme v americkej z\u00e1kladni a povieme, \u017ee \u201eto bol len v\u00fdlet\u201c.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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