V tmav\u00fdch hml\u00e1ch 5. storo\u010dia, ke\u010f Eur\u00f3pou lomcovali n\u00e1jazdy, epid\u00e9mie a v\u00fdbuchy n\u00e1bo\u017eensk\u00fdch predst\u00e1v, sa na sc\u00e9ne objavil kr\u00e1\u013e Chlodovik, fransk\u00fd bitk\u00e1r, ktor\u00e9mu sa vraj z ni\u010doho ni\u010d podarilo rozpr\u00e1va\u0165 s nevidite\u013enou bytos\u0165ou \u2013 a, \u010duduj sa svete, hne\u010f na to vyhral bitku.\n<\/p>\n
\nNo jasn\u00e9. Preto\u017ee ke\u010f ide do tuh\u00e9ho, \u010do in\u00e9 ti ost\u00e1va, ne\u017e sa obr\u00e1ti\u0165 na obl\u00e1\u010dik v nebi a d\u00fafa\u0165, \u017ee ti nadpozemsk\u00e1 sila vyrob\u00ed v\u00ed\u0165azstvo z ni\u010doho?\n<\/p>\n
\nLegenda hovor\u00ed, \u017ee ke\u010f sa situ\u00e1cia pre Frankov pri bitke s Alemanmi zhor\u0161ila, Chlodovik sa obr\u00e1til na Boha svojej \u017eeny. Predstav si to: kr\u00e1\u013e, ktor\u00fd cel\u00fd \u017eivot rie\u0161i probl\u00e9my me\u010dom a plienen\u00edm, zrazu duchovne precitne, ke\u010f zbad\u00e1, \u017ee nepriate\u013e m\u00e1 viac vojakov.\n<\/p>\n
\nLogika? \u017diadna. Fyzik\u00e1lny d\u00f4kaz o z\u00e1sahu nevidite\u013en\u00e9ho Boha? Tie\u017e \u017eiadny. Sk\u00f4r by sme mohli poveda\u0165, \u017ee Frankovia bu\u010f lep\u0161ie vyu\u017eili ter\u00e9n, mali lep\u0161iu taktiku, alebo len oby\u010dajne \u0161\u0165astie. Ale nie \u2013 pod\u013ea dobov\u00fdch b\u00e1j\u00ed to zariadil Boh. Najsk\u00f4r \u010dakal desa\u0165ro\u010dia, k\u00fdm sa ozve, a potom sa zrazu rozhodol: \u201e\u00c1no, tento t\u00fdpek, \u010do zab\u00edja \u013eud\u00ed a kradne \u00fazemia, ten bude m\u00f4j \u010dlovek.\u201c\n<\/p>\n
\nPo v\u00ed\u0165azstve Chlodovik (mo\u017eno trochu vystra\u0161en\u00fd z vlastn\u00e9ho s\u013eubu) vyh\u013eadal Remigia, miestneho duchovn\u00e9ho guru, ktor\u00fd mu objasnil tajomstv\u00e1 viery: trojjedin\u00e9ho Boha, nevidite\u013en\u00e9 hriechy, a samozrejme, \u017ee pokropenie vodou ti garantuje l\u00edstok do ve\u010dnosti.\n<\/p>\n
\n\u010clovek by \u010dakal, \u017ee po v\u0161etk\u00fdch t\u00fdch krvav\u00fdch v\u00fdprav\u00e1ch bude Chlodovik rad\u0161ej rozm\u00fd\u0161\u013ea\u0165 nad hygienou a arm\u00e1dnou logistikou, ale nie \u2013 najd\u00f4le\u017eitej\u0161ie bolo sta\u0165 sa ofici\u00e1lne kres\u0165anom, a t\u00fdm sa vtesna\u0165 do vtedaj\u0161ej politickej mapy ako \u201eten spr\u00e1vny kr\u00e1\u013e s po\u017eehnan\u00edm zhora\u201c.\n<\/p>\n
\nGobel\u00edn v Mus\u00e9e de Reims zachyt\u00e1va pr\u00e1ve tento ve\u013ekolep\u00fd moment: kr\u00e1\u013e pok\u013eaknut\u00fd pri krstite\u013enici, Remigius so zdvihnutou rukou a holubica vzn\u00e1\u0161aj\u00faca sa vznosne nad sc\u00e9nou. V\u00e1\u017ene… Keby to nenatk\u00e1vali vl\u00e1kna gobel\u00ednu, \u010dlovek by si myslel, \u017ee ide o sc\u00e9nu z fantasy filmu.\n<\/p>\n
\nA tie slov\u00e1 Remiho?
\n\u201eSklo\u0148 hlavu, py\u0161n\u00fd Frank. Sp\u00e1\u013e, \u010do si uctieval, a ucti si, \u010do si p\u00e1lil.\u201c
\nKr\u00e1sne PR. E\u0161te ch\u00fdbalo: \u201eNezabudni sa podp\u00edsa\u0165 na pet\u00edciu za chr\u00e1m a zanechaj 10 % z pr\u00edjmov.\u201c\n<\/p>\n
\nNo, fyzika by k tomu povedala asi to\u013eko:\n<\/p>\n
\nObr\u00e1tenie Chlodovika bolo majstrovsk\u00fdm \u0165ahom, ale nie zo sveta z\u00e1zrakov \u2013 zo sveta re\u00e1lnej politiky a kalkulovan\u00e9ho mocensk\u00e9ho man\u00e9vru. Oslovi\u0165 kres\u0165ansk\u00fa v\u00e4\u010d\u0161inu, z\u00edska\u0165 podporu R\u00edma, izolova\u0165 ari\u00e1nske kmene \u2013 to v\u0161etko s malou d\u00e1vkou \u201eBo\u017eej in\u0161pir\u00e1cie\u201c, ktor\u00e1 sa dokonale hodila do dobov\u00e9ho PR bal\u00ed\u010dka.\n<\/p>\n
\nTak\u017ee \u2013 veri\u0165, \u017ee mu Boh pomohol vyhra\u0165? To je ako tvrdi\u0165, \u017ee v\u00e1m auto na\u0161tartovalo, lebo ste sa predt\u00fdm pomodlili \u2013 a nie preto, \u017ee m\u00e1te pln\u00fa bat\u00e9riu a dobr\u00fd \u0161tart\u00e9r.\n<\/p>\n
\nA ako to u\u017e v na\u0161ich dejin\u00e1ch b\u00fdva, ke\u010f sa jeden pr\u00edbeh kon\u010d\u00ed, \u010fal\u0161\u00ed absurdn\u00fd u\u017e klope na dvere. O p\u00e1r storo\u010d\u00ed sa na sc\u00e9ne objavili dvaja mision\u00e1ri s gr\u00e9ckym pr\u00edzvukom \u2013 Cyril a Metod. Pri\u0161li, p\u00edsmenk\u00e1 priniesli, p\u00edsmo zlo\u017eili a Slovanov presved\u010dili, \u017ee ich jazyk si zasl\u00fa\u017ei vlastn\u00fd form\u00e1t.\n<\/p>\n
\nAle \u010duduj sa svete, dnes ich men\u00e1 neznej\u00fa z \u00fast historikov \u010di jazykovedcov, ale zo sl\u00e1vnostn\u00fdch re\u010dn\u00edckych trib\u00fan, kde Robert Fico s kamennou tv\u00e1rou vyhlasuje, \u017ee oni dvaja boli t\u00ed prav\u00ed slovensk\u00ed n\u00e1rodniari. \u00c1no, bratia z Byzancie, ktor\u00fdch by e\u0161te ned\u00e1vno poslal domov pre zl\u00e9 jazykov\u00e9 testy, s\u00fa dnes ikonami tradi\u010dnej politiky.\n<\/p>\n
\nA tak sa kruh uzavrel. Od Chlodovika, ktor\u00fd objavil Boha na bojisku ako cheat k\u00f3d na v\u00fdhru, cez sv\u00e4tcov s copyrightom na abecedu, a\u017e po dne\u0161n\u00fdch politikov, ktor\u00ed si z hist\u00f3rie vyberaj\u00fa len to, \u010do sa hod\u00ed do statusu na Facebooku.\n<\/p>\n
\nSl\u00e1va v\u00ed\u0165azom, \u010des\u0165 parafr\u00e1zam.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
V tmav\u00fdch hml\u00e1ch 5. storo\u010dia, ke\u010f Eur\u00f3pou lomcovali n\u00e1jazdy, epid\u00e9mie a v\u00fdbuchy n\u00e1bo\u017eensk\u00fdch predst\u00e1v, sa na sc\u00e9ne objavil kr\u00e1\u013e Chlodovik, fransk\u00fd bitk\u00e1r, ktor\u00e9mu sa vraj z ni\u010doho ni\u010d podarilo rozpr\u00e1va\u0165 s nevidite\u013enou bytos\u0165ou \u2013 a, \u010duduj sa svete, hne\u010f na to vyhral bitku. Ako nevidite\u013en\u00fd pomocn\u00edk zmenil dejiny No jasn\u00e9. Preto\u017ee ke\u010f ide do tuh\u00e9ho, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-historia-anatolij-fomenko"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30722"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30722\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30725,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30722\/revisions\/30725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}