{"id":30868,"date":"2025-10-01T10:31:44","date_gmt":"2025-10-01T10:31:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/?p=30868"},"modified":"2025-10-01T10:32:06","modified_gmt":"2025-10-01T10:32:06","slug":"rodicovske-zdruzenie-2025-ked-sa-rodicia-menia-na-parlament","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/rodicovske-zdruzenie-2025-ked-sa-rodicia-menia-na-parlament\/","title":{"rendered":"Rodi\u010dovsk\u00e9 zdru\u017eenie 2025: Ke\u010f sa rodi\u010dia menia na parlament"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V miestnosti z\u00e1kladnej \u0161koly na okraji Slovenska sa zi\u0161lo rodi\u010dovsk\u00e9 zdru\u017eenie. Na tabuli kriedou ve\u013ek\u00fdmi p\u00edsmenami nap\u00edsan\u00e9: \u201eT\u00e9ma: Ko\u013eko je pohlav\u00ed?\u201c U\u010dite\u013eka sed\u00ed vpredu, spoten\u00e1, ako obetn\u00fd bar\u00e1nok. Rodi\u010dia sa usadili do lav\u00edc svojich det\u00ed a za\u010d\u00edna sa fra\u0161ka, ktor\u00e1 by zatienila aj rokovanie N\u00e1rodnej rady.<\/p>\n<h1>Rodi\u010dovsk\u00e9 zdru\u017eenie 2025 t\u00e9ma ko\u013eko m\u00e1me pohlav\u00ed<\/h1>\n<p>1. Vedec<\/p>\n<p>Vstane mu\u017e v bielom pl\u00e1\u0161ti, evidentne hrd\u00fd, \u017ee kone\u010dne m\u00f4\u017ee nie\u010do vysvetli\u0165.<br \/>\n\u201eMil\u00ed rodi\u010dia, dovo\u013ete, aby som za\u010dal jednoduchou genetikou. Chromoz\u00f3my XY a XX tvoria z\u00e1klad, ale existuj\u00fa aj vari\u00e1cie \u2013 XXY, X0, intersexu\u00e1lne pr\u00edpady. Biol\u00f3gia je komplexn\u00e1 a&#8230;\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Mur\u00e1r ho okam\u017eite preru\u0161\u00ed:<br \/>\n\u201ePros\u00edm \u0165a, nechaj si tie pipla\u010dky na laborat\u00f3rium! Ja som v\u010dera muroval cel\u00fa \u0161achtu a tam som videl jasne \u2013 chlap je chlap, \u017eena je \u017eena. Keby bol tret\u00ed, tak by mi nosil tehly, ale \u017eiadneho tak\u00e9ho som tam nevidel!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>U\u010dite\u013eka si nerv\u00f3zne kresl\u00ed kr\u00ed\u017eik do pozn\u00e1mok.<\/p>\n<p>2. Hudobn\u00edk<\/p>\n<p>Za\u010dne sa smia\u0165 chlap\u00edk s gitarou opretou o lavicu.<br \/>\n\u201ePod\u013ea m\u0148a s\u00fa pohlavia ako hudobn\u00e9 \u017e\u00e1nre. M\u00e1\u0161 rock a pop, ale aj jazz, reggae, techno, drum\u2019n\u2019bass\u2026 tak pre\u010do by nemohli by\u0165 aj in\u00e9? Ve\u010f svet je o harm\u00f3nii a disharm\u00f3nii!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Mur\u00e1r vybuchne:<br \/>\n\u201eHarm\u00f3nia? Ja ti d\u00e1m harm\u00f3niu! Postav si m\u00far z reggae a uvid\u00ed\u0161, ako dlho vydr\u017e\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Hudobn\u00edk:<br \/>\n\u201eAspo\u0148 by bol farebn\u00fd, nie \u0161ed\u00fd ako tvoj panel\u00e1k.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>V triede to za\u010d\u00edna vrie\u0165.<\/p>\n<p>3. Lek\u00e1r<\/p>\n<p>Postav\u00ed sa \u017eena s lek\u00e1rskym kufr\u00edkom.<br \/>\n\u201ePros\u00edm v\u00e1s, trocha pokoja. Ja m\u00e1m denne v ambulancii pacientov, ktor\u00ed sa nec\u00edtia ani ako typick\u00fd mu\u017e, ani ako typick\u00e1 \u017eena. To nie s\u00fa v\u00fdmysly, to s\u00fa re\u00e1lni \u013eudia. Lek\u00e1rska veda ich uzn\u00e1va.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Mur\u00e1r:<br \/>\n\u201eNo jasn\u00e9! A ke\u010f ja poviem, \u017ee sa c\u00edtim ako majster sveta v boxe, tie\u017e mi d\u00e1\u0161 medailu? To je rovnak\u00e1 logika!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Lek\u00e1rka:<br \/>\n\u201eTo je rozdiel, lebo boxovanie \u0165a m\u00f4\u017ee zabi\u0165, ale identita nie. Aj ke\u010f&#8230; po tomto rodi\u010dovskom mo\u017eno hej.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>4. Automechanik<\/p>\n<p>Do debaty sa zapoj\u00ed chlap s rukami od oleja. \u201eJa to vid\u00edm takto: auto m\u00e1 dve svetl\u00e1 \u2013 \u013eav\u00e9 a prav\u00e9. Ke\u010f je tretie, tak je to hav\u00e1ria. Hotovo. Tak pre\u010do by \u010dlovek mal ma\u0165 viac ako dve pohlavia?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Vedec, z\u00fafalo:<br \/>\n\u201eAle ve\u010f \u010dlovek nie je auto!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Automechanik, spokojne:<br \/>\n\u201eA \u010do potom rob\u00ed v technickom preukaze kolonka pohlavie? Tam je len M alebo \u017d. Tak mi tu nekecaj o tre\u0165om reflektore.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>5. U\u010dite\u013eka<\/p>\n<p>Chudera u\u010dite\u013eka sa pok\u00fa\u0161a zasiahnu\u0165. \u201ePros\u00edm, upokojte sa, ja len potrebujem vedie\u0165, \u010do m\u00e1m u\u010di\u0165 deti.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Mur\u00e1r:<br \/>\n\u201ePovedz im, \u017ee s\u00fa dve pohlavia. Ke\u010f niekto povie inak, po\u0161lite ho murova\u0165, tam pochop\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Hudobn\u00edk:<br \/>\n\u201eNie! Nech sa u\u010dia, \u017ee je ich viac. Aspo\u0148 bude pestr\u00e1 mel\u00f3dia \u017eivota.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Lek\u00e1rka:<br \/>\n\u201eMus\u00edme by\u0165 otvoren\u00ed a citliv\u00ed, lebo niektor\u00e9 deti m\u00f4\u017eu samy z\u00e1pasi\u0165 s identitou.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Automechanik:<br \/>\n\u201eA ja hovor\u00edm: ke\u010f sa pokaz\u00ed, oprav\u00edme. Ale netv\u00e1rme sa, \u017ee je to nov\u00fd model.\u201c<\/p>\n<h2>Fin\u00e1le: Slovensk\u00fd konsenzus<\/h2>\n<p>Nakoniec sa rodi\u010dia obr\u00e1tia na predsedn\u00ed\u010dku zdru\u017eenia.<br \/>\n\u201eTak \u010do, pani u\u010dite\u013eka, ako sa teda dohodneme?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>U\u010dite\u013eka si povzdychne, otvor\u00ed \u00dastavu SR a s falo\u0161n\u00fdm pokojom povie:<br \/>\n\u201eDrah\u00ed rodi\u010dia, ja v\u00e1m \u010fakujem za podnetn\u00fa debatu, ale pod\u013ea novej Ficovej novely s\u00fa dve pohlavia. Tak to budeme u\u010di\u0165. Biol\u00f3gia, psychol\u00f3gia, hudba aj autoservis nech si trhn\u00fa. V na\u0161ej \u0161kole je realita rovn\u00e1 hlasovaniu v parlamente.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Rodi\u010dia spokojn\u00fdm s\u00fahlasom prik\u00fdvnu \u2013 ka\u017ed\u00fd si toti\u017e mysl\u00ed, \u017ee vyhral.<br \/>\nVedec sa chyt\u00e1 za hlavu, mur\u00e1r sa te\u0161\u00ed, hudobn\u00edk brnk\u00e1 protest song, lek\u00e1rka odch\u00e1dza na psychiatriu a automechanik ide skontrolova\u0165 \u017eiarovky.<\/p>\n<p>A deti? Tie sa medzit\u00fdm doma p\u00fdtaj\u00fa Googlu. Lebo ak sa na Slovensku nie\u010do naozaj neu\u010d\u00ed, tak je to realita.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V miestnosti z\u00e1kladnej \u0161koly na okraji Slovenska sa zi\u0161lo rodi\u010dovsk\u00e9 zdru\u017eenie. Na tabuli kriedou ve\u013ek\u00fdmi p\u00edsmenami nap\u00edsan\u00e9: \u201eT\u00e9ma: Ko\u013eko je pohlav\u00ed?\u201c U\u010dite\u013eka sed\u00ed vpredu, spoten\u00e1, ako obetn\u00fd bar\u00e1nok. Rodi\u010dia sa usadili do lav\u00edc svojich det\u00ed a za\u010d\u00edna sa fra\u0161ka, ktor\u00e1 by zatienila aj rokovanie N\u00e1rodnej rady. Rodi\u010dovsk\u00e9 zdru\u017eenie 2025 t\u00e9ma ko\u013eko m\u00e1me pohlav\u00ed 1. Vedec [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exo-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30868"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30870,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30868\/revisions\/30870"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}