Trieda z\u00e1kladnej \u0161koly sa zaplnila rodi\u010dmi. Na tabuli sa kriedou vyn\u00edmal n\u00e1pis: \u201eT\u00e9ma: \u010co maj\u00fa deti vedie\u0165 o pohlaviach?\u201c U\u010dite\u013eka, ktor\u00e1 mala dovtedy starosti hlavne s t\u00fdm, aby \u017eiaci nenosili do \u0161koly energetick\u00e9 n\u00e1poje, zrazu st\u00e1la pred \u00falohou, ktor\u00e1 by potila aj ministra \u0161kolstva.<\/p>\n
Za\u010diatok debaty<\/p>\n
Vedec: \u201ePod\u013ea biol\u00f3gie m\u00e1me dve z\u00e1kladn\u00e9 pohlavia, ale existuj\u00fa intersexu\u00e1lne vari\u00e1cie a rodov\u00e1 identita je samostatn\u00e1 t\u00e9ma. Je to komplexn\u00e9.\u201c<\/p>\n
Mur\u00e1r (b\u00fachne p\u00e4s\u0165ou do lavice): \u201eDve! Videl si niekedy pri mie\u0161a\u010dke tretie? Keby existovalo, u\u017e by d\u00e1vno nosilo tehly!\u201c<\/p>\n
Hudobn\u00edk (brnkne na gitaru): \u201eAle ve\u010f pohlavia s\u00fa ako hudobn\u00e9 \u0161t\u00fdly. Rock, pop, jazz\u2026 nech je to farebn\u00e9, nech sa to mie\u0161a!\u201c<\/p>\n
Lek\u00e1rka: \u201ePros\u00edm v\u00e1s, ja m\u00e1m pacientov, ktor\u00ed sa nec\u00edtia ani ako mu\u017ei, ani ako \u017eeny. Realita je bohat\u0161ia ne\u017e va\u0161a mie\u0161a\u010dka.\u201c<\/p>\n
Automechanik: \u201e\u010clove\u010de, ke\u010f m\u00e1 auto viac ako dve svetl\u00e1, je to havarovan\u00e9. Tak\u017ee dve a dos\u0165. A ak bude tretie, ja mu n\u00e1jdem diely v \u0161rote.\u201c<\/p>\n
Rodi\u010dia kri\u010dia jeden cez druh\u00e9ho, u\u010dite\u013eka sa modl\u00ed, aby sa otvorila zem a pohltila ich v\u0161etk\u00fdch. Kriedy lietaj\u00fa vzduchom ako v parlamente poh\u00e1re s vodou.<\/p>\n
Hudobn\u00edk: \u201eJa navrhujem \u0161tyri pohlavia \u2013 ako kvartet!\u201c
\nMur\u00e1r: \u201e\u0160tyri? To je socialistick\u00e1 fant\u00e1zia!\u201c
\nAutomechanik: \u201eA \u010do ke\u010f sa niektor\u00e9 pokaz\u00ed? Kto to oprav\u00ed?\u201c<\/p>\n
Nakoniec sa ozve u\u010dite\u013eka, ktor\u00e1 v z\u00fafalstve vytiahne papier so slovami:
\n\u201eDobre, budeme to rie\u0161i\u0165 demokraticky. Hlasovan\u00edm. Ako v parlamente. Ka\u017ed\u00fd navrhne, ko\u013eko pohlav\u00ed m\u00e1 by\u0165.\u201c<\/p>\n
Vedec: \u201eDve plus intersexu\u00e1lne vari\u00e1cie.\u201c<\/p>\n
Mur\u00e1r: \u201eDve a hotovo!\u201c<\/p>\n
Hudobn\u00edk: \u201e\u0160tyri, nech to lad\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n
Lek\u00e1rka: \u201eAspo\u0148 tri, inak je to lo\u017e.\u201c<\/p>\n
Automechanik: \u201eDve, ale ke\u010f chcete tretie, tak mus\u00edte ma\u0165 \u0161tvrt\u00e9, aby sa to malo s k\u00fdm p\u00e1rova\u0165.\u201c<\/p>\n
V\u0161etci sa pozr\u00fa jeden na druh\u00e9ho. V triede zavl\u00e1dne ticho.<\/p>\n
Historick\u00e9 hlasovanie<\/p>\n
U\u010dite\u013eka vytiahne star\u00fd hlasovac\u00ed zvon\u010dek a zahl\u00e1si:
\n\u201eTak\u017ee kompromisn\u00fd n\u00e1vrh: p\u00e4\u0165 pohlav\u00ed\u2026 plus jedno rezervn\u00e9 pre pr\u00edpad poruchy.\u201c<\/p>\n
Rodi\u010dia zahlasuj\u00fa. Za: v\u0161etci.<\/p>\n
A tak sa rodi\u010dovsk\u00e9 zdru\u017eenie 2025 skon\u010dilo ve\u013ekolep\u00fdm konsenzom, ktor\u00fd by z\u00e1videl aj parlament: p\u00e4\u0165 pohlav\u00ed plus jedno n\u00e1hradn\u00e9.<\/p>\n
Vedec sa chyt\u00e1 za hlavu.<\/p>\n
Mur\u00e1r spokojne tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee to je vlastne st\u00e1le dve, len s prir\u00e1\u017ekou.<\/p>\n
Hudobn\u00edk sklad\u00e1 hymnu \u201e\u0160es\u0165 t\u00f3nov l\u00e1sky\u201c.<\/p>\n
Lek\u00e1rka si zapisuje diagn\u00f3zu celej triedy: ak\u00fatny legislat\u00edvny syndr\u00f3m.<\/p>\n
Automechanik ide do gar\u00e1\u017ee vymeni\u0165 olej \u2013 \u201erezervn\u00e9 pohlavie predsa treba pravidelne servisova\u0165\u201c.<\/p>\n
Deti medzit\u00fdm doma googlia: \u201eKo\u013eko je vlastne pohlav\u00ed?\u201c
\nGoogle im odpovie: \u201eZ\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed, \u010di sa p\u00fdta\u0161 biol\u00f3gie, sociol\u00f3gie\u2026 alebo slovensk\u00e9ho rodi\u010dovsk\u00e9ho zdru\u017eenia.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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