Slovensk\u00fd parlament sa rozhodol zap\u00edsa\u0165 do \u00fastavy z\u00e1kladn\u00e9 pravdy \u017eivota, ktor\u00e9 si v\u00e4\u010d\u0161ina \u013eud\u00ed osvoj\u00ed e\u0161te predt\u00fdm, ne\u017e dok\u00e1\u017ee poveda\u0165 \u201emama\u201c alebo \u201etata\u201c. Novela prinesie revolu\u010dn\u00e9 ustanovenie: \u201eMatka je \u017eena a otec je mu\u017e.\u201c Bravo, aplauz, standing ovation! Kone\u010dne to m\u00e1me \u010dierne na bielom. <\/p>\n
U\u017e nikdy sa nemus\u00edme b\u00e1\u0165, \u017ee by niekto zabl\u00fadil a myslel si, \u017ee matka je napr\u00edklad bagrista alebo otec je mandar\u00ednka. \u00dastava jasne ur\u010dila pravidl\u00e1 hry: biologick\u00e1 realita dostala pe\u010diatku parlamentu.<\/p>\n
Ke\u010f\u017ee z\u00e1konodarcovia objavili \u010daro tautol\u00f3gi\u00ed, m\u00f4\u017eeme sa te\u0161i\u0165 na \u010fal\u0161ie podobn\u00e9 \u201eprielomov\u00e9\u201c dodatky:<\/p>\n
Ohe\u0148 je hor\u00faci.<\/p>\n
Voda je mokr\u00e1.<\/p>\n
Tr\u00e1va je zelen\u00e1.<\/p>\n
N\u00e1rodn\u00e1 rada je chaos.<\/p>\n
Ak u\u017e teda raz \u00fastavu men\u00edme, nech to stoj\u00ed za to.<\/p>\n
Z\u00e1kaz surog\u00e1tneho materstva<\/p>\n
Druh\u00e1 ve\u013ek\u00e1 bomba je z\u00e1kaz surog\u00e1tneho materstva. In\u00fdmi slovami: zakazujeme nie\u010do, \u010do tu v praxi ani neexistuje. To je, ako keby parlament zak\u00e1zal koloniz\u00e1ciu Marsu alebo chov jednoro\u017ecov. Prevent\u00edvne, keby n\u00e1hodou.<\/p>\n
Ob\u010dan si medzit\u00fdm m\u00f4\u017ee pokojne zobra\u0165 \u00faver na tri gener\u00e1cie, ale hlavne \u017ee \u00fastava ho chr\u00e1ni pred hrozbou, \u017ee jeho die\u0165a by mu priniesla n\u00e1hradn\u00e1 mama z Katovic.<\/p>\n
Pr\u00e1vo die\u0165a\u0165a pozna\u0165 rodi\u010dov<\/p>\n
Znie to kr\u00e1sne \u2013 die\u0165a m\u00e1 pr\u00e1vo vedie\u0165, kto je jeho mama a kto je jeho otec. <\/p>\n
Len mal\u00fd detail: v krajine, kde tis\u00edce det\u00ed vyrastaj\u00fa v detsk\u00fdch domovoch a kde sa roky \u010dak\u00e1 na adopciu, to vyznieva sk\u00f4r ako sarkastick\u00fd odkaz \u0161t\u00e1tu: \u201e\u00c1no, m\u00e1\u0161 pr\u00e1vo vedie\u0165. Ale my ti to nepovieme.\u201c<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\u00dastava ako u\u010debnica prvouky<\/p>\n
Keby to takto i\u0161lo \u010falej, na\u0161a \u00fastava sa \u010doskoro zmen\u00ed na u\u010debnicu prvouky. Prv\u00e1 kapitola: \u201eMatka je \u017eena.\u201c Druh\u00e1: \u201eOtec je mu\u017e.\u201c Tretia: \u201ePes \u0161tek\u00e1, ma\u010dka m\u0148auk\u00e1.\u201c<\/p>\n
Na maturit\u00e1ch u\u017e nebud\u00fa testy z literat\u00fary, ale z \u00fastavn\u00e9ho pr\u00e1va: \u201eDopl\u0148: Matka je \u2026 (a) \u017eena, (b) mu\u017e, (c) minister.\u201c<\/p>\n
Novela teda nepriniesla len pr\u00e1vne ustanovenia, ale aj skuto\u010dn\u00fa filozofiu bytia. Z\u00e1konodarcovia n\u00e1m vysvetlili svet, v ktorom \u017eijeme, a e\u0161te ho aj uzamkli do \u00fastavy. Lebo nikdy nevie\u0161, kedy by si mohol zabudn\u00fa\u0165, kto je tvoja mama a kto tvoj otec.<\/p>\n
Slovensko sa tak m\u00f4\u017ee pochv\u00e1li\u0165: m\u00e1me \u00fastavu, ktor\u00e1 nepotrebuje rie\u0161i\u0165 zdravotn\u00edctvo, \u0161kolstvo \u010di ekonomiku. Ona rie\u0161i to najd\u00f4le\u017eitej\u0161ie \u2013 \u017ee mama je mama a tata je tata.<\/p>\n
A v tom sme, pros\u00edm pekne, svetov\u00e1 ve\u013emoc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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