{"id":31100,"date":"2026-01-16T19:10:20","date_gmt":"2026-01-16T19:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/?p=31100"},"modified":"2026-01-16T19:10:20","modified_gmt":"2026-01-16T19:10:20","slug":"budu-ficovi-chodit-dividendy-od-kretinskeho-az-do-chorvatska-v-dochodku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/budu-ficovi-chodit-dividendy-od-kretinskeho-az-do-chorvatska-v-dochodku\/","title":{"rendered":"Bud\u00fa Ficovi chodi\u0165 dividendy od K\u0159et\u00ednskeho a\u017e do Chorv\u00e1tska v d\u00f4chodku?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Slovensk\u00e1 politick\u00e1 fant\u00e1zia nepozn\u00e1 hranice. Najnov\u0161ia hypotetick\u00e1 ot\u00e1zka znie: bud\u00fa Ficovi chodi\u0165 dividendy od K\u0159et\u00ednskeho a\u017e do Chorv\u00e1tska v d\u00f4chodku? A ak \u00e1no, pre\u010do nie hne\u010f dnes? Odpove\u010f, samozrejme, pon\u00faka satirick\u00e1 logika: niekto mu ich len <strong>dr\u017e\u00ed bokom<\/strong>, aby sa dnes n\u00e1hodou nemuseli plati\u0165 dane z dividend.<\/p>\n<h1>Bud\u00fa Ficovi chodi\u0165 dividendy<br \/>Dividendov\u00e1 karant\u00e9na ako nov\u00fd politick\u00fd \u0161port<\/h1>\n<p>Pod\u013ea tejto humorne-ekonomickej te\u00f3rie sa dividendy spr\u00e1vaj\u00fa ako v\u00edno \u2013 \u010d\u00edm dlh\u0161ie le\u017eia, t\u00fdm lep\u0161ie chutia. A najm\u00e4: zatia\u013e nepodliehaj\u00fa da\u0148ovej realite. K\u0159et\u00ednsky v tejto satirickej verzii pr\u00edbehu vystupuje ako spr\u00e1vca trezoru, ktor\u00fd peniaze nevypl\u00e1ca, ale opatruje, lebo \u201eteraz nie je vhodn\u00fd \u010das\u201c. Vhodn\u00fd \u010das vraj pr\u00edde a\u017e vtedy, ke\u010f sa z politiky stane d\u00f4chodkov\u00e1 spomienka.<\/p>\n<h3>D\u00f4chodok v Chorv\u00e1tsku ako finan\u010dn\u00fd cie\u013e<\/h3>\n<p>Chorv\u00e1tsko sa v tomto pr\u00edbehu neobjavuje n\u00e1hodou. Je to symbol politick\u00e9ho pokoja, mora, olivovn\u00edkov a bankov\u00fdch prevodov, ktor\u00e9 prich\u00e1dzaj\u00fa bez tla\u010doviek a bez parlamentn\u00fdch sch\u00f4dz\u00ed. Fico v d\u00f4chodku, le\u017eadlo, tie\u0148, mobil na stole a niekde v pozad\u00ed ticho cinkne notifik\u00e1cia o \u010fal\u0161ej dividende.<\/p>\n<h2>Pre\u010do nie dnes? Lebo dnes s\u00fa dane<\/h2>\n<p>Najv\u00e4\u010d\u0161ia absurdita celej predstavy spo\u010d\u00edva v tom, \u017ee dnes by sa z dividend e\u0161te museli plati\u0165 dane. A to sa v satirickej realite jednoducho nehod\u00ed. Preto je lep\u0161ie po\u010dka\u0165, presun\u00fa\u0165 \u010das, \u0161t\u00e1t aj zodpovednos\u0165 do bud\u00facnosti. Dnes sa hovor\u00ed o \u0161t\u00e1te, zajtra o d\u00f4chodku, pozajtra o \u201ezasl\u00fa\u017eenom oddychu\u201c.<\/p>\n<h3>Ekonomick\u00e1 gymnastika politickej predstavivosti<\/h3>\n<p>V tomto pr\u00edbehu nejde o fakty, ale o typick\u00fa slovensk\u00fa politick\u00fa gymnastiku. Peniaze sa neh\u00fdbu, len \u010dakaj\u00fa. Dane sa neplatia, len odkladaj\u00fa. A verejnos\u0165? T\u00e1 sa bav\u00ed, lebo cel\u00e1 kon\u0161trukcia znie ako dokonal\u00e1 satira na prepojenie politiky, biznisu a da\u0148ovej kreativity.<\/p>\n<h2>Dividendy ako dovolenkov\u00fd suven\u00edr<\/h2>\n<p>Bud\u00fa teda Ficovi chodi\u0165 dividendy od K\u0159et\u00ednskeho do Chorv\u00e1tska v d\u00f4chodku? V tomto humornom scen\u00e1ri \u00e1no \u2013 pravidelne, potichu a bez zbyto\u010dn\u00e9ho hluku. A pre\u010do nie dnes? Lebo dnes s\u00fa e\u0161te dane, politika a povinnosti. Zajtra je more, d\u00f4chodok a dividenda bez stresu. A pr\u00e1ve preto je t\u00e1to predstava tak absurdn\u00e1, \u017ee dokonale zapad\u00e1 do satirick\u00e9ho obrazu modernej politiky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Slovensk\u00e1 politick\u00e1 fant\u00e1zia nepozn\u00e1 hranice. Najnov\u0161ia hypotetick\u00e1 ot\u00e1zka znie: bud\u00fa Ficovi chodi\u0165 dividendy od K\u0159et\u00ednskeho a\u017e do Chorv\u00e1tska v d\u00f4chodku? A ak \u00e1no, pre\u010do nie hne\u010f dnes? Odpove\u010f, samozrejme, pon\u00faka satirick\u00e1 logika: niekto mu ich len dr\u017e\u00ed bokom, aby sa dnes n\u00e1hodou nemuseli plati\u0165 dane z dividend. Bud\u00fa Ficovi chodi\u0165 dividendyDividendov\u00e1 karant\u00e9na ako nov\u00fd politick\u00fd [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exo-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31100"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31101,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31100\/revisions\/31101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}