{"id":31106,"date":"2026-01-17T12:08:13","date_gmt":"2026-01-17T12:08:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/?p=31106"},"modified":"2026-01-17T12:11:54","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T12:11:54","slug":"parodia-na-fico-kam-pride-tam-si-ho-vazia-verzia-realita-vs-fantazia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/parodia-na-fico-kam-pride-tam-si-ho-vazia-verzia-realita-vs-fantazia\/","title":{"rendered":"Par\u00f3dia na “Fico kam pr\u00edde, tam si ho v\u00e1\u017eia” \u2013 verzia realita vs. fant\u00e1zia"},"content":{"rendered":"

Fico ako glob\u00e1lny mil\u00e1\u010dik v\u0161etk\u00fdch dikt\u00e1torov: Kam pr\u00edde, tam si ho v\u00e1\u017eia… a potom mu daj\u00fa fakt\u00faru. Verzia realita vs. fant\u00e1zia. Bratislava \/ Mar-a-Lago \/ Peking \/ Moskva, 17. janu\u00e1r 2026<\/strong> \u2013 \u00c1no, \u00e1no, vieme to v\u0161etci: Robert Fico kam pr\u00edde, tam si ho v\u00e1\u017eia<\/strong>. <\/p>\n

\u010c\u00edna? Obrovsk\u00e9 ov\u00e1cie. USA? Trump ho pozve do Mar-a-Lago ako star\u00e9ho kamo\u0161a. Rusko? Putin mu pod\u00e1va ruku a hovor\u00ed: \u201eAko sa m\u00e1te, ak som na\u017eive, tak dobre!\u201c E\u00da? No… tam ho zv\u00e1\u017eaj\u00fa autobusmi pln\u00fdmi liber\u00e1lnych diletantov a posielaj\u00fa ho domov s pozn\u00e1mkou: \u201ePros\u00edm, u\u017e nikdy viac.\u201c 😁😁😁<\/p>\n

Fico kam pr\u00edde, tam si ho v\u00e1\u017eia, Mar-a-Lago<\/h1>\n

\u010c\u00edna: Jedin\u00fd E\u00da premi\u00e9r na prehliadke s Putinom, Kimom a ir\u00e1nskymi gener\u00e1lmi<\/h2>\n

V septembri 2025 sa Fico stal jedin\u00fdm l\u00eddrom z E\u00da a NATO<\/strong>, ktor\u00fd sa uk\u00e1zal na oslav\u00e1ch konca 2. svetovej vojny v Pekingu. K\u00fdm ostatn\u00ed l\u00eddri E\u00da sa hanbili, Fico sa fotil s Putinom, Si \u0164in-pchingom, Kim \u010cong-unom a \u010fal\u0161\u00edmi \u201egarantmi stability\u201c. <\/p>\n

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  • V\u00fdsledok? Bezv\u00edzov\u00fd re\u017eim pre Slov\u00e1kov do \u010c\u00edny aj v 2026 \u2013 super, aspo\u0148 m\u00f4\u017eeme \u00eds\u0165 na dovolenku do totalitn\u00e9ho raja!<\/li>\n
  • Invest\u00edcie Gotion (\u010d\u00ednska bat\u00e9riov\u00e1 fabrika) na Slovensku \u2013 preto\u017ee Green Deal je nezmysel, ale \u010d\u00ednske fabriky s\u00fa bud\u00facnos\u0165.<\/li>\n
  • Fico vyhl\u00e1sil: \u201eNie Rusko a \u010c\u00edna s\u00fa izolovan\u00e9, ale E\u00da!\u201c \u2013 klasika, oto\u010dka 180\u00b0 od \u201esme na Z\u00e1pade\u201c k \u201eBrusel je m\u0155tvy\u201c.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    V\u00e1\u017eia si ho tam? Jasn\u00e9. Ako jedin\u00e9ho \u201eeur\u00f3pskeho\u201c hos\u0165a na prehliadke autokratov. Ostatn\u00ed boli z K\u013dDR, Ir\u00e1nu a Mjanmaru. Gratulujeme, p\u00e1n premi\u00e9r \u2013 ste hviezda osi zla! 🌟<\/p>\n

    USA: Od \u201ezradcovskej zmluvy\u201c k bozk\u00e1vaniu Trumpovho zadku v Mar-a-Lago<\/h2>\n

    E\u0161te pred tromi rokmi: \u201eZru\u0161\u00edme DCA s USA, suverenita nadov\u0161etko!\u201c Dnes? Fico let\u00ed do Washingtonu podp\u00edsa\u0165 jadrov\u00fa dohodu s Westinghouse (15 mili\u00e1rd \u20ac pre Ameri\u010danov), potom rovno do Mar-a-Lago na osobn\u00e9 poklonenie sa Trumpovi. <\/p>\n

    Trump: \u201eMilujem tohto chlapa, kritizuje E\u00da rovnako ako ja!\u201c<\/h3>\n

    Trump ho v\u00e1\u017ei? Samozrejme \u2013 ako jedin\u00e9ho E\u00da premi\u00e9ra, ktor\u00fd mu l\u00ed\u017ee zadok namiesto toho, aby sa hanbil ako ostatn\u00ed. Ficova suverenita? Funguje perfektne: r\u00e1no kritizuje liber\u00e1lov v Bruseli, ve\u010der pros\u00ed o americk\u00e9 reaktory. Multivektorov\u00e1 politika level master. 🇺🇸🍑<\/p>\n

    Rusko: Trihodinov\u00fd rozhovor s Putinom \u2013 \u201eAko sa m\u00e1te? Ak som na\u017eive, tak dobre!\u201c<\/h2>\n

    Fico nav\u0161t\u00edvil Putina v Moskve (december 2024) aj v Pekingu (2025). Rokoval o plyne, mieri na Ukrajine a \u201e\u0161tandardiz\u00e1cii vz\u0165ahov\u201c. Putin mu odpovedal: \u201eRusko si cen\u00ed va\u0161u nez\u00e1visl\u00fa politiku.\u201c <\/p>\n

    V\u00e1\u017eia si ho? \u00c1no \u2013 ako jedn\u00e9ho z m\u00e1la E\u00da politikov, ktor\u00ed po inv\u00e1zii na Ukrajinu e\u0161te pr\u00eddu na n\u00e1v\u0161tevu. Ostatn\u00ed s\u00fa \u201efa\u0161isti\u201c, ale Fico je \u201epartner\u201c. ❤️<\/p>\n

    A E\u00da? Autobus pln\u00fd hanby a sankci\u00ed<\/h2>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
    Krajina\/Re\u017eim<\/th>\nAko si Fica v\u00e1\u017eia<\/th>\n\u010co dostane na opl\u00e1tku<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n
    \u010c\u00edna<\/td>\nObrovsk\u00e9 ov\u00e1cie + fotky s dikt\u00e1tormi<\/td>\nFabriky, bezv\u00edzov\u00fd styk, strat\u00e9gick\u00e9 partnerstvo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    USA (Trump)<\/td>\nPozv\u00e1nka do Mar-a-Lago + jadrov\u00e1 dohoda<\/td>\n15 mili\u00e1rd dlhu pre da\u0148ov\u00fdch poplatn\u00edkov<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    Rusko (Putin)<\/td>\nTrihodinov\u00e9 rozhovory + pochvala za \u201enez\u00e1vislos\u0165\u201c<\/td>\nPlyn? Mo\u017eno… ale hlavne propaganda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
    E\u00da (liber\u00e1lni diletanti)<\/td>\nZv\u00e1\u017eaj\u00fa autobusmi + sankcie + kritika<\/td>\n\u017diadne peniaze, len hanba a Green Deal<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

    Z\u00e1ver par\u00f3die:<\/strong> Fico je naozaj glob\u00e1lny fenom\u00e9n. Kam pr\u00edde \u2013 tam si ho v\u00e1\u017eia… dikt\u00e1tori, autokrati a Trump. Kam nepr\u00edde? Do norm\u00e1lnej E\u00da \u2013 tam ho zv\u00e1\u017eaj\u00fa autobusmi pln\u00fdmi hanby a posielaj\u00fa domov s odkazom: \u201ePros\u00edm, zosta\u0148te v Moskve alebo Pekingu, tam patr\u00edte.\u201c 😁😁😁😁<\/p>\n

    Gratulujeme, p\u00e1n premi\u00e9r \u2013 va\u0161a \u201emultivektorov\u00e1\u201c politika je hit sez\u00f3ny. Svet sa men\u00ed… a vy ste jedin\u00fd, kto sa men\u00ed r\u00fdchlej\u0161ie ako on. 🚀🇨🇳🇷🇺🇺🇸<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Fico ako glob\u00e1lny mil\u00e1\u010dik v\u0161etk\u00fdch dikt\u00e1torov: Kam pr\u00edde, tam si ho v\u00e1\u017eia… a potom mu daj\u00fa fakt\u00faru. Verzia realita vs. fant\u00e1zia. Bratislava \/ Mar-a-Lago \/ Peking \/ Moskva, 17. janu\u00e1r 2026 \u2013 \u00c1no, \u00e1no, vieme to v\u0161etci: Robert Fico kam pr\u00edde, tam si ho v\u00e1\u017eia. \u010c\u00edna? Obrovsk\u00e9 ov\u00e1cie. USA? Trump ho pozve do Mar-a-Lago ako […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exo-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31106"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31109,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31106\/revisions\/31109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}