{"id":32482,"date":"2026-07-11T10:44:51","date_gmt":"2026-07-11T10:44:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/?p=32482"},"modified":"2026-07-11T10:53:08","modified_gmt":"2026-07-11T10:53:08","slug":"mojzisov-nestastny-omyl-a-cesta-k-velkej-kariere-proroka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/mojzisov-nestastny-omyl-a-cesta-k-velkej-kariere-proroka\/","title":{"rendered":"Moj\u017ei\u0161ov \u201ene\u0161\u0165astn\u00fd\u201c omyl a cesta k ve\u013ekej kari\u00e9re proroka"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Moj\u017ei\u0161ov \u201ene\u0161\u0165astn\u00fd\u201c omyl. Ako sa z vraha ute\u010denca, stal hlavn\u00fd rival fara\u00f3na<\/h1>\n<p>Pod\u013ea Kor\u00e1nu to za\u010dalo celkom be\u017ene: Moj\u017ei\u0161 sa trochu roz\u010du\u013eoval a omylom zabil Egypt\u010dana z fara\u00f3novho \u013eudu. No, viete ako to chod\u00ed \u2013 jeden kopanec a zrazu m\u00e1\u0161 na krku cel\u00fd egyptsk\u00fd \u0161t\u00e1tny apar\u00e1t. Moj\u017ei\u0161 sa logicky z\u013eakol, \u017ee ho chytia a popravia, tak rad\u0161ej r\u00fdchlo zmizol do Madjanu. Tam si na\u0161iel pr\u00e1cu pastiera, o\u017eenil sa a nejak\u00fd \u010das \u017eil pokojn\u00fdm \u017eivotom \u2013 \u017eiadne vra\u017edy, \u017eiadne fara\u00f3ny, len ovce a svokor.<\/p>\n<h2>Alahov headhunter v akcii<\/h2>\n<p>Ke\u010f sa u\u017e Moj\u017ei\u0161 trochu usadil, Alah sa rozhodol, \u017ee je \u010das na comeback. Na ceste sp\u00e4\u0165 do Egypta (samozrejme s rodinou) mu Alah cez horiaci ker (alebo nie\u010do podobn\u00e9) ozn\u00e1mil: \u201eGratulujem, si m\u00f4j nov\u00fd prorok. Cho\u010f za fara\u00f3nom a povedz mu, nech pust\u00ed Izraelitov.\u201c Moj\u017ei\u0161, celkom rozumne, namietal, \u017ee je koktav\u00fd a \u017ee ho \u013eudia nebud\u00fa po\u010d\u00fava\u0165. Alah to vyrie\u0161il klasicky \u2013 dal mu brata \u00c1rona ako tla\u010dov\u00e9ho hovorcu a k tomu e\u0161te nieko\u013eko super znamen\u00ed (had z palice, ruka, ktor\u00e1 svieti ako reflektor).<\/p>\n<h2>Ve\u013ek\u00fd n\u00e1vrat s bonusmi<\/h2>\n<p>Tak\u017ee z chlapa, ktor\u00fd utekal pred vra\u017edou, sa stal ofici\u00e1lny Alahov vyslanec vybaven\u00fd \u0161peci\u00e1lnymi efektmi. Fara\u00f3na to asi poriadne prekvapilo \u2013 zrazu mu niekto, koho pred rokmi h\u013eadali pre zabitie, stoj\u00ed pred tr\u00f3nom a po\u017eaduje slobodu pre otrokov. A aby to nebolo m\u00e1lo, e\u0161te s hadmi a svietiacimi rukami.<\/p>\n<h2>Z\u00e1ver s trochou ir\u00f3nie<\/h2>\n<p>Kor\u00e1n tu pekne ukazuje, ako Alah vie z \u201eprobl\u00e9mov\u00e9ho\u201c \u010dloveka urobi\u0165 hlavn\u00fa hviezdu hist\u00f3rie. Jeden omyl, r\u00fdchly \u00fatek, man\u017eelstvo v exile a zrazu si vyvolen\u00fd prorok s full podporou hore. Klasick\u00fd pr\u00edbeh o tom, \u017ee aj z najhor\u0161ej situ\u00e1cie sa d\u00e1 vy\u0165a\u017ei\u0165 kari\u00e9ra snov \u2013 ak m\u00e1\u0161 spr\u00e1vne kontakty.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Peter Kmec, mu\u017e ktor\u00fd dok\u00e1zal, \u017ee aj zo slovenskej diplomacie sa d\u00e1 urobi\u0165 mal\u00e9 divadlo. Ke\u010f ho vymenovali za ve\u013evyslanca v Taliansku, mnoh\u00ed si mysleli, \u017ee ide o v\u00e1\u017enu poz\u00edciu. No Kmec to vzal po slovensky \u2013 s gr\u00e1ciou, sarkazmom a ob\u010dasn\u00fdm \u201eslayadom\u201c, ktor\u00fd by sa hodil sk\u00f4r do bratislavskej kr\u010dmy ako do vatik\u00e1nskej s\u00e1ly.<\/p>\n<p>Peter Kmec uk\u00e1zal, \u017ee slovensk\u00e1 diplomacia nemus\u00ed by\u0165 len such\u00e1 a nudn\u00e1. M\u00f4\u017ee by\u0165 vtipn\u00e1, sebaironick\u00e1 a ob\u010das a\u017e pr\u00edli\u0161 \u00faprimn\u00e1. \u010ci u\u017e ho Taliani miluj\u00fa, alebo sa ho boja, jedno je ist\u00e9 \u2013 v R\u00edme u\u017e nikdy nebud\u00fa m\u00f4c\u0165 poveda\u0165, \u017ee Slov\u00e1ci nemaj\u00fa \u0161t\u00fdl. Lebo Kmec ho m\u00e1. A e\u0161te k tomu so \u201eslayadami\u201c.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moj\u017ei\u0161ov \u201ene\u0161\u0165astn\u00fd\u201c omyl. Ako sa z vraha ute\u010denca, stal hlavn\u00fd rival fara\u00f3na Pod\u013ea Kor\u00e1nu to za\u010dalo celkom be\u017ene: Moj\u017ei\u0161 sa trochu roz\u010du\u013eoval a omylom zabil Egypt\u010dana z fara\u00f3novho \u013eudu. No, viete ako to chod\u00ed \u2013 jeden kopanec a zrazu m\u00e1\u0161 na krku cel\u00fd egyptsk\u00fd \u0161t\u00e1tny apar\u00e1t. Moj\u017ei\u0161 sa logicky z\u013eakol, \u017ee ho chytia a popravia, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-historia-anatolij-fomenko"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32482"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32487,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32482\/revisions\/32487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/extraslovensko.sk\/spravy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}